The Grande Dame

After a long life spreading terror and joy, the Grande Dame spent her golden years gazing out the window at the birds and squirrels and hissing and growling at any cat who dared to come into her yard.  Over the rainbow bridge January 22, 2026.

Mistress of Mischief

The Mistress of Mischief enjoys climbing to the highest points in every room so that she can survey her queendom, waiting for an unsuspecting passerby so that she can bap them on the head.

The Winless Raccoon Fighter

Now a senior citizen, the Winless Raccoon Fighter mainly naps and dreams about the raccoon battles of her younger days, remembering those face-offs going better than they actually did.