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The Grande Dame

The Grande Dame enjoys climbing to the highest points in every room so that she can survey her queendom, waiting for an unsuspecting passerby so that she can bap them on the head.

Mistress of Mischief

After a long life spreading terror and joy, the Mistress of Mischief now spends her golden years gazing out the window at the birds and squirrels and hissing and growling at any cat who dares to come into her yard.

The Winless Raccoon Fighter

Now a senior citizen, the Winless Raccoon Fighter mainly naps and dreams about the raccoon battles of her younger days, remembering those face-offs going better than they actually did.

The Pirate

The sweet One-Eyed Pirate is nearly blind and deaf, but she has the temperament of a rabbit and the body of a bear cub, with all the joy of a dog!